Q: Do you ever make any money off of your blog?
A: Oh, I wish. I wish I could sit around in my underwear and write clever things all day, but unfortunately, I cannot. Well, I could. But I wouldn’t be able to pay any bills or eat and stuff.
Q: Why aren’t you this funny in real life?
A: I can sit here and edit, rewrite, and think about exactly what I want to say. It a lot tougher to be funny on cue for me. I can spend a few days gathering material for a blog, but it doesn’t quite work that way in real life.
Q: Will you marry me?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: WHO ARE YOU?!
